LordLothlorien's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Malcolm Porter]

Best Flash in the Portal in the longest time

Very funny. Very morbid. Graphics were 10/10. Very good sound quality. All around a great animation. It's hard to comment on something that's done very well. All you can spew out is a bunch of cliches, really. It's easier when it's a piece of shit and you can ramble on about all the things that's wrong with it. Way to ruin my day. Anyway, good job.

Also, nice Milkman cameo.

[The Bushwacker 1: Fire]

Audio troubles

Make sure you set your audio to "stream". Otherwise, your animation won't sync up. You were giving your third point about fire in the bush and the snake hadn't bitten your face yet.

Random-Anim8r responds:

ok kool, thanks for tha tip. i'll memba next time.

[The Big Bear Trap]

Bear traps are for bears!

Fuck, I hate bear traps. OUCH! Whatever you do, don't fall on them on your side. REALLY hurts when those teeth sink into your spleen.

[Project B - Episode 1]

Harumph! Clocks!

I'm anti-clock, I guess you could say. Mainly because most of the CC submissions are hastily put together pieces of shit with the same repetitive crap and monotonous Stephen Hawking voice acting. This submission, however, was very smoothly animated, the graphics were excellent, and - I could not believe this part - a real actor(s) did the voices. I was very impressed. Once in a while, someone does a very good CC animation. I wish I kept track of who those authors are. Anyway, good job. Be an example to your fellow Clocks.

Athi responds:

Thanks :)
Yeah I think the hardest part was to get people to participate in the voice acting, since I have no female clocks in this series, so I can't do the voice :P
Sometimes it's bad to be a girl, however I think that I'll be a future example to the CC. HE HE XD

[Become 2: The Anniversary]

WHOOO! CLAY!

CLAY! YAY! YAY FOR CLAY!

Am I the only one who feels like voting for this guy's work while it's still under judgement is reaching out and touching some celebrity?

No?

Anyone?

Anyone at all?

...Bongo pants!

[John Necklong]

Not too shabby

Pretty short and pointless. I liked it. Made me chuckle. I like your black and white graphics for the characters, with a coloured background. It looked pretty slick. Looks like a fine animator in the works.

Ham-head responds:

Thanks i will cherish your review

[FOX FALL LINE UP!!!]

Yikes!

Man, when I saw a commercial for Last Teacher Standing - you know, the new reality series where a group of teachers try to take on the remedial class of Columbine, but only ONE can make it to the top of the emergency room's priority list - I really thought that FOX was losing its creative force. But, now you've REALLY opened my eyes.

[Acceptance!!]

Shit the fuck

What if I smell?

[Sock Episode 3]

Another Journey through the Subconcious

The final episode of the Sock series takes us on another tour of David Firth's dreams - a scary thought, to be sure. Nonetheless, viewers are surely to be amused by his strange and disturbing thoughts. Like Part 2 (and especially like Part 1, which was never submitted to Newgrounds, but can be found on Firth's site, Fat-Pie), "10 Different Types of Soup" is not as memorable as some of Firth's other animations, like Burnt Face Man and Salad Fingers, but it is still a well-designed Flash cartoon.

[Sock Episode 2: Ptikobj]

A New Style

David Firth's intentionally stream-of-conscious style in his second installment of the Sock series proves to be both creative and aesthetically pleasing. The frame-by-frame is very smooth. Although it is less memorable than some of Firth's flagship series, it is nevertheless impressive.