LordLothlorien's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mr. Happy Face]

Disturbing, yet amusing.

That was... pretty sick. Pretty pointless. But... what violence isn't? I liked it. I think it goes well with your theme of "manufactured" plasticity found in Inflatable Jesus. Those cold, hollow symbols of our culture - organized religion and the entertainment industry.

[Inflatable Jesus]

Glaven!

I don't want to presume what your religious beliefs are, but it looks like this animation is not about a "true" Jesus - after all, it's just an inflatable, plastic IMAGE of Jesus. I think that's what you're trying to say here. You're speaking out against manufactured religion - phoniness perhaps? I'm not entirely sure. Your "negative" reviews seem to come from commentators who accept any corruption of the "Jesus" figure as the work of Satan, despite the fact that they have probably taken part in the corruption of Jesus, themselves. Take, for example, your reviews that are nothing but slews of harsh profanities - the word, "pussy", for example. These people give the term "Jesus" connotations of ignorance, zealotry, and violence in the name of "salvation". I suggest they move to a small island and thrive on each others' evil-negetting fears and superstitions, until we've rid ourselves of their stupidity.

[Scene by Scene Collab 3]

Cronyism

The American Heritage Dctionary of the English Language defines "cronyism" as:

cro*ny*ism, n. - favoritism shown to old friends without regard for their qualifications

Show some balls, Clock Crew, and vote on your fellow clocks' submissions like you would anyone else.

[Mustafar Memories]

I like it.

Yeah, the marshmallow bit was pretty funny. Work on the quality of the animation and your next Flash will probably be even better. Heh heh, roast marshmallows over his flaming, charred apprentice. It's hilarious... crispy, magma-ridden apprentice. Hee hee. Original.

[Snow Friends]

Wompity womp womp.

I'm sorry - that was kind of crappy. But, it made me laugh, so I didn't give you a BLAM. The potential is there, though. Try to make more than 2 frames of animation for each character.

heck-bmx responds:

Sorry to dissappoint but that was the point, sorta, the crappy animation i mean.

[PULP WARS]

What in good God's name was that hunk of shit?

For the love of God and all that is holy, never subject me such crap again. I have never seen anything more dispecable and crappy in all of my Flash-reviewing life. I literaly puked several times over this. What a dispicable piece of cra---OH! I'm reviewing for the wrong animation. This was meant for "Breakdance Battle". Sorry. Awesome job, Mr. Utterly Moot. *thumbs up*

Utterly-Moot responds:

You sir need to lay off the booze. thanks for the thumbs up!

[-Play More-]

Uh huh.

Apparently the reviewer called "fuckpussy" doesn't know how to calculate an average. He gave you good points for graphics and style, shitty points for everything else... and somehow only managed to give you a 1 overall, saying your animation should be blammed. I know that "overall" doesn't necessarily mean "average"... but 1? That's pure jackassery. Meanwhile, he has no submissions himself and obviously has no clue the work that would have had to gone into this amazing flash. "Fuckpussy" is clearly a moron... judging by his NG alias, that isn't much of a surprise. Awesome sequel to your original. The other little things you added gave us something new. Nice job!

Dustball responds:

Zing!

[Final Fallacy]

Nicely done

Normally I don't give good scores to non-Flash submissions, but this was an awesome effort. A great combination of both live film and Flash elements. Acting was pretty good, too. Nicely done.