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A well-done Clock animation. You know, I'd like you guys better if you used real voices and animated body parts. Your trademarks are truly, truly annoying. But, this was a good quality Flash... so I gave it a decent score. But... please... PLEASE! Tell the other Clocks to stop making SHITTY CLOCK ANIMATIONS! Let yours be an example onto others.

Yes...

...let's ignore the fact that at one point in time, Christians were the backwards, witch-burning, irrational fundamentalists while the Muslims had a vastly superior civilization, developing in both math and science. God bless the medieval times. Today, it's all the same bullshit, just reversed. Don't believe for a second that some Christians aren't equally capable of the shit that a few Muslims are crapping out. If some of the Christian organizations I've seen had their way, even a site like Newgrounds wouldn't exist - at least as we see it. You certainly wouldn't be able to post a Flash with the main character having a giant ass for a face.

That being said... for some reason, a talking ass as a news anchor seems... pretty funny. The voice you did for the Ass Anchor was pretty good - although it eventually got annoying. Your graphics were decent enough... I guess I just don't agree with your politics. Luckily for you, I can't really base my judgement of your Flash solely on that.

beaton responds:

Yeah, yay. They were developing in math and science. And in 2006 can now use it to blow themselves up.

I wasn't advocating Christian history, and witch burning is American history, and we all know their history is thoroughly fucked up.

Christian organizations having their way is irrelevent. It's called the World Wide Web. Anyone from anywhere can make a site about anything they want at anytime.

In this day and age, Christians aren't governed by corrupt leaders like in the old days and they're more peaceful people when protesting, if they can respect what they are taught.

"A few Muslims" -you're just wrong there. It's thousands of Muslims.
The Muslims aren't adjusting to the free speech concept like other countries, and that's the problem. If there was media a thousand years ago, they would be having a tantrum just as they are now.

And the Muslims I mentioned are only the Muslims who are violently protesting the cartoons. And those are the Muslims in the Middle East. In North America for instance, the Muslims' protests are peaceful. Therefore, the problem is the society they're being raised in with their destructive mindset.

Hope this makes the portal...

I tend to vote keeping in mind what other users would probably vote...that way I'll get points for voting with the majority. This one... I had a hard time deciding whether it would be blammed or not. I don't think it should be blammed. I don't think it should too high a score either. But, it definitely should not be blammed - and I hope does not... because I chose to protect it.

jack-flash responds:

Kewl, Thanks.

La la la LAAAAAAA! LALALALALALALALALA

That was pretty funny. I was very disappointed that it was so short, though its possible that if it had continued, it would have gotten stale after a while. I hope this makes it onto the portal, despite its short length.

Yep.

Zing! A ling a ling long.

I found doing that was more entertaining then this ClockCrew Flash.

In other news, the Pope himself has decreed that all Flash artists go against the teachings of Jesus and what-not. There were will be a mighty burning at the stake later tonight.

Guh.

It was pretty good. I suggest learning how to compress sound. A 30 second Flash shouldn't be 5MB. People with slower connection speeds might be turned off by that, and, out of rage, give you a bad score. I wouldn't want to see that happen because your animation is very smooth.

Meh... I gave it a good score...

It was strange, but cool. The graphics were awesome. I don't see why it wouldn't pass judgement. Good luck.

Very... um... spritey

I'm no fan of sprite-based Flash, but this one was of good quality and I ... kind of like Zelda music. Meh. I'd have liked it more if you had actually DRAWN Zelda characters, but I guess there's a sort of novelty with sprites. I dunno. I got nothing.

Pink Floyd-a-rific

I like how you meshed ideas from the film with your own. The factory is very freaky, very oppressive looking - yet, there's still a childish feel about everything. I think it works very well.

A unified work

I noticed that each element you've used - ambiance, colour, vocal distortion, etc. - it all fits in to create a single mood. Each one leans on the other to create this very dark and enigmatic imagery. It's very artistic. It also freaks me out. Good work.

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