LordLothlorien's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ann Coulter: Brainless]

Delightfully satirical!

I punched Ann Coulter for a few minutes. It was fun.

[Burnt Toast Man]

How embarassing.

Someone burnt that toast. How embarassing. No one likes burnt toast. Now he must roam the earth in search of some sort of marmalade to make him somewhat edible.

I have learned to imitoot you exarcly!

[Angry Trick or Treater]

Grape Cola

If I could have added one more Halloween piss-off, it would have been getting cans of grape cola. Basically, some fucktard had a shitload of grape cola he didn't want so he pawned it off of little children. God, that stuff tastes like crap. And its usually the same people who give out Hines root beer - that stuff is awful. I think they're buying those 24-pack of mixed pop from Crush. Why would you buy it if you only like Cream Soda and Orange?

Yeah, I'm bitter about this.

[brainless entertainment 2]

There weren't enough go-go girls.

I'm tired of animations that don't include even one stinkin' gorilla or a naked man wearing boxers made of bees. I'm just sick of it. Freaking sick of it.

NOT ONE GORILLA!!!!!!

Utterly-Moot responds:

Sorry, I'll try harder next time

[brainless entertainment!]

Blue is the colour of victory

Nice score. Unfortunately, it won't be enough to save your wretched soul!

[Brainstorm]

Jumbo-Tron material

When I brainstorm, I think of fuzzy pineapples and lumberjacks. But, that doesn't mean you're not equally right in your viewpoint.

[Ving Returns]

Chupalo said it.

Trailers are for the Newgrounds Mag "Alpha" page.

[Stickman makes a Change!]

Amusing

I won't tell you what you already know. But what ISN'T missing is hilarity. Funny stuff. Keep up the amusing shorts.

Renegade-Hamster responds:

*adjusts belt*

I'll try!

[Naruto Potatoes]

I like the potato concept

I've never seen the show. A friend of mine owns an anime shop, so I've seen the merchandise and recognize the headband and I can kind of make a connection to the character who wears it. Either way, the fact that this was all done in potatoes was a hilarious concept. I knew enough about the show to be amused. I do, however, think that there was some lost potential. It could have been better. Perhaps, as your skill in animating progresses, you can do more potato-related animations. Perhaps Teenage Mutant Ninja Potatoes or Dragonball Potato or, um, The Silence of the Lambs (As Acted Out With Potatoes). ANYWAY! Love the concept. I hope this doesn't get blammed - I think it might, though. Good luck.

[Cliff]

Pretty dumb!

Pretty dumb. The loopy looking guy pushing off the normal guy was predictable, yet you pulled it off with class. The "OMG" that flashed was actually well placed. I didn't mind it, and usually I hate those damn internet acronyms It just seemed to work there. Very good level of gore in the splat. I enjoyed this animation in all of it's stupidity. Good job!