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Makes ME laugh.

[Say Something!]

*speechless*

That was amazinly fantabulisticly womtobulogalorphinisticly awesome! Very funny. I am impressed. I hate those goddam ads just as much as the next angry asshole. You are a light, shining down on us from above, clearing a path to the salvation of the easily-annoyed. This was sweet.

[Stick Assasinator Hostage]

Pretty good.

You sound like you're maybe 12 or 13, or younger. It's a pretty good animation for that age. If you're ... older... then, this was crap. So that's why I gave you a 5/10 in this review. A nice neutral number. I like the line, "All I've got is my trusty grenade" - despite it being a one-time use weapon. Hilarious. Keep up the good work if you're 12-13... and do better if you're 14-65. If you're 65 or older, you should be spending your remaining days playing golf in Florida.

[LL - Lock idol]

Ger-fluh.

Generally, I don't like the Lock Legion (or the Clock Crew, or the Glock Group). But, I try to judge each animation on its own. Some are pretty good, some are pretty shitty. This one was not quite shitty but not enough to bring it past the half-way mark. I think I chuckled at one point, though. Iunno. This was meh.

[Zogg: The Cuddly Menace]

Well, I'm disturbed.

That was disturbing, but not without humour. Normally, I wouldn't give good grades for submissions lacking animation or consist of nothing but a picture slideshow. However, this was very original and I give you points for that.

[Your Inner Proactiv]

Your graphics are great, but it goes NOWHERE

Every animation I see by the purple plum looking thing usually has pretty good graphics. Besides that, it's just like any other Clock or Lock or Glock animation. Same crap. Something quickly thrown together mean to annoy and take up bandwidth. I really don't know how these keep making it onto the portal. There's just too many Clocks, Locks, and Glocks voting at any given time.

Seriously, do something worth watching. Give the GlockGroup a good name outside of your own cult.

[Lovefisted: The Fistening]

WHOA! WHAH! HOLY SHIT!

My god. Thank you. Thank you for an AMAZING JOB! Is...is it just me, or did you put a lot of WORK into this animation? YES! YES YOU DID!

EVERYONE! LET THIS BE YOUR EXAMPLE! You may no longer submit a flash without setting as your goal to emulate this marvelous animation. I never want to have to blam 18 flashes in an hour again for their lack of effort and quality! I want you people to BLEED for you animations!

I sense I've gone to far.

[Bush Speaks #1]

Not so good.

Sorry, ummmm... it's just... no. Maybe if you... ummm... if you tried... I'm going to ...look over here... now.

[Bubba vs The Evil Apple]

Smack!

It was red delicious.

[Ultimate Naruto FanFlash]

Dance music, eh?

I'm not a fan of the electro-dance-club music, but this was kinda funny. The Numa Numa parody made me laugh out loud, even though it's been overdone (I guess it's at a point now where any reference to it is like a parody, therefore funny - like the Matrix). The animation could have been a little better, more smooth. But, not bad.

Snowdragon responds:

I couldn't help the numa numa. It wasn't negotiable with my instincts. Thanks.