Jesus CHRIST, it's Pathetic Phallusy T-SHIRTS! That's right, look your best (at least, as best as you can look with a picture of a man dressed as a penis on your chest) with a Pathetic Phallusy shirt from the Lobotomedia Store!

Each item depicts the character Ricky McLean from the animation Pathetic Phallusy: The Ricky Story. Wear them to school, the office, or to church! Great for every occasion! Or, grab a mug to take to work and amuse your coworkers with your smug sarcasm on-a-cup.

To reiterate... PATHETIC PHALLUSY T-SHIRTS! Buy them before CafePress decides they're inappropriate for sale.

Also, don't forget to check out the official Happy Little Lemon Blog for updates on upcoming Lobotomedia projects and other crap.